Happy National Tartan Day!
Celebrate by reading Allan Ramsay's poetry:
I sing the Plaid, and sing with all my Skill,
Mount then O Fancy, Standard to my Will;
Be strong each Thought, run soft each happy Line,
That Gracefulness and Harmony may shine,
Adapted to the beautiful Design.
Great is the Subject, vast th'exalted Theme,
And shall stand fair in endless Rolls of Fame.
(from "Tartana, or the Plaid," Works (ebook), page 28.)
Or bake shortbread cookies (only 3 ingredients!). Recipe from Taste of Home.
Or tell your family and friends a lame joke. (Bonus: cute animal!)